Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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