if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Boobs speak an international language.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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