party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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