Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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