I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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