Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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