it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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