She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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