Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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