their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
This baby is an asshole
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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