Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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