Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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