Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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