I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Im part way to drunk.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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