she was so not down for the gang bang
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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