Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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