Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
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