found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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