just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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