yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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