There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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