I feel like I'm in dance class right now
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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