We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
