You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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