the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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