i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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