Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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