Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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