There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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