He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
