Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
There r osticjed everywhere
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
