Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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