Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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