gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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