I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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