I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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