Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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