YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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