nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Randomize
