you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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