Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
It's not a walk of shame if you run
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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