It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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