Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Randomize
