You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Randomize
