i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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