can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Who died my cat blue again?
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Randomize
