Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
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Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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