I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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