no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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