using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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